The Strokes: A Personal History: “…Call It Karma” Says Goodbye

The Stereogum comments section should really be its’ own website. Every Friday afternoon I look forward to their Week’s Best And Worst Comments feature. After reading their Premature Evaluation of The Strokes‘ latest Comedown Machine, I started to peruse the comments. When I was 20 deep, I had to turn back. It was starting to get too real, bringing back midnight memories of my 2011 obsession with the band and the press that endlessly followed them around.

The Strokes get me fired up. And it didn’t always used to be that way. Before, they were just a band. A band that wrote a terrific record that I could listen to every day, naw – every week, and never get sick of. When we talk about perfect records we talk about Is This It. It was a record haunted by 9/11 and when it was finally released it followed us around. And by “us”,” I mean any human being that likes rock music. It’s just that good. [Heyo! The Fork gave it a 9.1.]

But the rest of their records never did it for me. (And I’m beginning to see that they never did it for anyone.) They never followed me around and I never listened to them for days on end like I did (I do) with Is This ItWe had really great hits like “12:51” and “What Ever Happened” (we all remember Sophia Coppola putting it in her film Marie Antoinette, forever marrying new and old perfectly) that you can play over and over again. But there never was another perfect Strokes record (and there probably wont be.)

I will always hold The Strokes responsible for Is This It. And I will always compare all their records to it (we all do?) because I know they can do better. I always plan on being disappointed.

During all the press that preceded Angles I spent time obsessing about the band (and hating Julian Casablancas – the greasy douchebag that he embodies fits too well with this whole story.) It was a leak-free record and all I could do was read and wait. SPIN put them on the cover with a terrific interview done by Sloan Crosley – remember? they used to have magazines! – and all the band could talk about was how much they hated each other. That they would record separately and send the tracking to Casablancas. The band’s website was a big countdown clock. And if all of this wasn’t enough, the hype for this record was a living breathing being in the bedroom next to me.

Planet Earth’s biggest Strokes fan also happens to be my best friend from college and my roommate. “I realized that I’ve never loved anything as consistently as much as I’ve loved The Strokes. They’ve been my favorite band since I was 14.” For as little as I know about their full discography, Angeline and I can talk about The Strokes at length. She surprises me in her devotion and her undying love for the band. The Strokes are HER band. So right before Angles was coming out, hype for it was around every corner in my apartment. When the first single, “Under The Cover Of Darkness“, was released she played it endlessly. In fact, I just put the song on and within the first few chords, it struck a chord. MEMORIES. Memories of her singing along to the guitar chorus, memories of hearing it through the walls for days. When the album finally came out, it was everywhere. Any spare moment of hers was spent listening to the record. We talked about it over and over.

The Strokes are a perfect kind of band. Their songs are meticulously constructed from the production to the songwriting, their releases planned to the T – just like Angeline. She is a woman of precision. The Strokes are her favorite band and they are the heavyweight contenders defining her musical identity. She is straightforward, just like their rock and roll. There is no time for uselessness, everything has a reason, a place, somewhere to belong. She isn’t a woman of excess. Direct and full of life,  she’s just like The Strokes. And since I’ve known her, seven years and counting, I’ve always had a special relationship with this band I can’t ignore.

i will say, my most favorite thing about this record is the cover art

i will say, my most favorite thing about this record is the cover art

With all that being said, I’ve had Comedown Machine for a few days. I kept forgetting to listen to it. I’ve been preoccupied with Waxahatchee (!!), Colleen Green (!!!) and Starfucker. But now that it’s finally crossed my bloodstream, I have a feeling we’re about to spend a lot of time together. For the first time in a while, the band’s music might start consuming me more than their hype.

It’s a great record: it’s full of good licks, better lyrics, beautiful production and song progression – within the track and as they’re arranged to be Comedown Machine. (Super highlight: “Welcome To Japan” [below].) It’s no Is This It but as a stand alone record, it’s damn good.

When people talk about The Strokes, they are less likely to talk about The Strokes as a band and more likely to talk about them as if they were a weird piece of performance art. We talk about what they mean, what their music means in the past and what it means now. We think about what their fashions did to our fashion, the controversy of the band members and their relationships, their privilege as rich white boys raised in New York City and how they “revived” a breed of garage rock. And because Comedown Machine is their fifth of the famous five record RCA deal, it seems to be their last.

Due out March 26th, Comedown Machine is full of double entendres: album opener “Tap Out” and the last two, “Happy Ending” (say no more/just get it all off your chest/shake it up/500,000 times/say no more/we don’t believe anything) and “Call It Fate Call It Karma” both seem to break their own fourth wall just like “Machu Picchu” did with – what seems to be an infamous line – “I’m putting your patience to the test.”  Comedown Machine is a great record. And “Call It Fate Call It Karma” [below] is a lo-fi, reverb soaked two step of a bizarro-world Strokes. It sounds like goodbye.

Assuming that these five records will remain the world’s only Strokes records, we have to be content with what they gave us. The Strokes are the perfect example of the love-hate relationship. We struggle to love this band while they challenge us song by song. We call on them for rock and roll and hate them when they can’t deliver. But we keep going back. We’ll always keep going back. Because it’s always worth it when that hook hits the brain.

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